Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Poking Belgians With A Stick


It's the name of my new tentative radio talk show.  Well, we very well might "talk" as part of the show. Discourse, yeah.  It will be a sideline attraction though, as they say.  We would discuss the various joys of poking Belgian nationals with a sharp stick while they are locked together in a small copper aquatic cage, packed with hungry rabid water rats, as we quiz-and-question them on national and international affairs.  The Belgians, of course, not the rats.  That would be silly, to question rabids.

Don't worry, there'll be both underwater and surface webcams, so it should still be somewhat cool, without sacrificing visual interest.  If we can afford it we'll buy some underwater microphones.  It'll be like project gangplank, with screams and bubbles.

We might be able to lure some advertising dollars.  Banner ads.  Bubble dollars.  Etc.

Well, I don't want to get my hopes up.  I've just been hurt so many times before...