Sunday, May 31, 2020

The Nikon D6






Yesterday, Raquel and I woke up and started drinking champagne, which lasted through most of the day, at least until I transitioned to Scotch whisky. Yes, I know privilege problems. We were expressing our solidarity with our socialist brothers and sisters. I became so pleasantly elated from the alcohol at one point that I almost bought the camera that you see above. It is equal in expense to some of the cameras that C.S. Eliot buys. That is what I kept telling myself, that it was somehow not quite as bad as it seemed when looking at the cost of the thing. 

CS asked me where I planned to use it and I told him, In front of my eyes. I like that type of honest deflection and I suspect that he does also.

The camera costs more than any of my bikes, but it also does more. Though, much like my bikes, it only does marginally more than the one I already own, at a much greater cost. But, that's the price you pay for excellence. 

Are we expected to drink cheap champagne around here? Fuck no

This household demands justice! 

To persuade me not to buy this camera means that you harbor an anti-Asian bent. Likewise, don't try to tell me not to buy a Leica, you Antifa thug. 


Before I veer into opining, I will wrap it up here. I am shocked and alarmed by much of what I see in my news feeds. I though that these sorts of race uprisings only happened when Obama was president, or that is what a few of my conservative-minded friends used to try to tell me. I'm sure they would feel very stupid if they ever bothered remembering or revisiting any of their wisdom, or perhaps they have moved on to other predictable positions, like the missionary one. 

Oh yeah, Raquel and I had a breakthrough yesterday in the bathroom, from behind, where I could see her smiling and naughtily devious eyes in the mirror and her little titties bouncing with the rhythm of the act. It might have been the champagne and it may have been the race riots, the Good Lord knows the global disease hasn't acted as any sort of aphrodisiac. 

She was so giddy she told me to buy the camera, that she would chip in $500 for Father's Day. Such was her happiness with her new Kitchen Aid mixer. This was, of course, immediately preceding the bathroom encounter. The state of the nation might require additional champagne today.

It is the thing that seems to make us happy together. 





Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night, it's only right
To think about the girl you love and hold her tight
So happy together

If I should call you up, invest a dime
And you say you belong to me and ease my mind
Imagine how the world could be, so very fine
So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together
So happy together
How is the weather
So happy together
We're happy together
So happy together
Happy together
So happy together
So happy together (ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba)






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