Monday, March 13, 2017

An up-valley vineyard

Kids are such fun. 

Had I known, I might have had more of them. Why not? 

Some people say the world is already overpopulated, but what's a few hundred more kids added to that. 

Maybe three hundred, at the most, enough for some sort of pyramid scheme, me at the top, like a pharaoh. 

I'd also need to own a lake, so that they could all bathe. 

A lifeguard could oversee the operation, creating a fake whirlpool, to assist with the bathing. 

Hundreds of kids, floating gently in a circle.

There would of course be strict rules to ensure that none of them escaped.

That's all that I have this morning, one weekend's worth of nonsense.