For some dumb reason everybody was going the speed limit this morning. So far, it has ruined my day. Perhaps it was the lack of visible moonlight. The cloud cover prevented me from being able to see the last rising crescent before the new moon, tomorrow.
Nothing bad ever happens on a new moon. Nobody goes to the emergency room. Everybody stays home and enjoys the warmth of familial love. Nobody ever needs to take medication. No arrests have ever been made on a new moon. Nobody suffers.
It is a little known secret that no one tells, like tipping, and the joys of being a Scorpio.