Monday, October 21, 2013

Irreconcilable Deficiencies

I've been trying to match my t-shirt color to the bathroom tiles wherever I go, as best as I can.

Vanity camouflage is the new trend in selfies. 

Has anybody ever tried to read poetry in a Mexican Restaurant? It is unbearable. Try it. The music is impossible. I've attempted to read Octavio Paz, it doesn't work. The music is maddening. Garcia Lorca is Spanish, of course, but his poetry reads poorly there as well. Telemundo blaring in the corner helps nothing at all. It only competes with the ever celebratory sounds of mariachi or conjunto norteƱo.