Oh no!

I anthropomorphize everything. I'll admit it (there have been accusations...). I see human terror, error, wonder, and fear, in objects. But the people who tell me I do this will sometimes close their eyes and play with themselves with a vibrating toy shaped like a penis or a curved finger. Who knows what powers of imagination and anthropomorphizing can accomplish in that state. They are off somewhere building castles in Spain with imaginary lovers, moaning together as they move towards their fantasy union. You can detect these vague truths in the eyes once they are done, the demure looks of coy satisfaction and playful shame, when their mind has not yet released its temporary grip on pleasure. 

So, I am left with questions. 

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